Arrested Development

"Life's too short to waste on people who don't appreciate you."

"Sometimes you have to reinvent yourself."

"I've been through worse. I'm a Bluth."

"A real magician never reveals his secrets."

"Family is complicated, but they're still your family."

"I'm going to make money hand over fist with this scheme."

"The world doesn't understand genius when it sees it."

"Every great artist must suffer for their craft."

"I don't need their approval. I'm a professional illusionist."

"Success isn't about being the best - it's about being the most memorable."

"Love is like a magic trick - sometimes you make it disappear."

"I've made mistakes, but they were all part of my journey to greatness."

"The key to a great magic trick is confidence. And maybe some misdirection."

"You think I'm just some guy in a suit? I'm an illusionist, baby."

"Magic is the one thing that can make people believe in something greater than themselves."

"I'm gonna go do an illusion... a trick. You know the difference?"

"Solitude is nice when you choose it, terrible when it chooses you"

"I've realized that inspiration usually comes right before disaster"

"War is never the answer, but sometimes it's the solution"

"Politics and relationships are basically the same thing"

"I think the meaning of life is just to have fun and avoid getting caught"

"History teaches us that people never learn from history"

"Technology is amazing until it starts judging you"

"Imagination is reality that hasn't happened yet"

"Adventures are just mistakes that worked out"

"Power is getting people to do what you want without them realizing it"

"Fear is just an emotion you can learn to ignore"

"Strength comes from knowing what you're good at and doing it shamelessly"

"Kindness is nice, but it rarely gets you a apartment in Tahiti"

"Patience is a virtue, but I'm more of a vice person"