Arrested Development

"Fear is just weakness leaving your body. Or something."

"Strength is pretending you're fine when you're not."

"Being kind is harder when you're superior to everyone."

"Patience isn't my strong suit, but then again, what is?"

"Justice should be whatever makes me happy."

"Creativity is thinking of something no one's done before. Or at least something people forgot."

"I'm grateful for the opportunities I create for myself."

"Perseverance is my middle name. Or was it Gregory?"

"Death is just a long nap."

"Beauty fades, but my talent is eternal."

"Humor is my defense mechanism against reality."

"I've got big dreams. They never come true, but they're big."

"Work is for people without connections."

"A leader inspires people. I inspire people to leave."

"Faith gets you through the tough times. Usually."

"Music is just noise you make feel like something."

"Science can't explain my talent."

"I'm an artist first, a failure second."

"Nature? That's why we have houses."

"Peace is when everyone stops bothering me."

"Freedom is being free from responsibility."

"I tell the truth... eventually."

"Time flies when you're avoiding your problems."

"What you need to know is that I'm amazing."

"I never finished school, but I'm smarter than all of them."

"Change is inevitable. Accepting it? That's optional."

"Courage is doing it anyway, even when terrified."

"Hope springs eternal - in my case, it springs eternal and then crashes."

"Family will disappoint you, but you're stuck with them."

"My friends are the best. Even when they're not."