Arrested Development

"Art is just whatever you can convince people is art"

"Nature is beautiful, but so is air conditioning"

"Peace is boring, drama is where it's at"

"Freedom is just another word for doing whatever you want"

"The truth is overrated anyway"

"Time flies when you're having fun, or committing fraud"

"Knowledge is power, but sometimes ignorance is bliss"

"I never finished high school, but I got my education in the streets"

"Change is the only constant, so you might as well embrace it"

"You have to be brave enough to be yourself, even if yourself is a mess"

"Love is just a chemical reaction anyway"

"I've learned that you can't trust anyone, not even yourself sometimes"

"Family is complicated, but at least it's never boring"

"Money isn't everything, but it sure helps"

"I'm basically a con artist, but like, a good person"

"People are so predictable once you figure out what they want"

"I think the key to happiness is just not caring too much about anything"

"Life is short, so you might as well make it interesting"

"Sometimes you just have to fake it till you make it"

"I've been in an arranged marriage, so I know a thing or two about commitment"

"You know, I'm not really sure what I want to do with my life, but I'm pretty sure it involves being important"

"I'm a developing young woman, so every day is like a whole new adventure"

"Embrace your power."

"Overcome fear."

"Build strength."

"Choose kindness."

"Practice patience."

"Seek justice."

"Be creative."

"Express gratitude."