Futurama

TV Show · 8 characters · 3106 quotes

Quotes from Futurama

B
"Robbery! That's what I love about this century."
Bender Humor
B
"That's how I feel about doing my job."
Bender Work
B
"Wanna go around again? I'm game."
Bender Adventure
B
"I'm back baby, and I'm in love!"
Bender Love
B
"You know what I like about these people? They got guts. Well, I guess they do now."
Bender Courage
B
"I declare shenanigans!"
Bender Justice
B
"Nothing worth doing is easy."
Bender Perseverance
B
"Bending is what I do. It's what I am."
Bender
B
"Sometimes you gotta do a little work. But that's what thecut-rate robot repair place is for."
Bender Work
B
"Kill all humans! Just kidding, I love you guys."
Bender Friendship
B
"I'm 40% titanium!"
Bender Strength
B
"Alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
Bender Life
B
"In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey."
Bender Time
B
"What makes us human? We're willing to sabotage our own lives."
Bender Philosophy
B
"I'm gonna build my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers!"
Bender Dreams
B
"Bite my shiny metal ass!"
Bender Humor
H
"Find your purpose and pursue it relentlessly."
Hermes Inspiration
H
"Push yourself to become who you want to be."
Hermes Motivation
H
"Peace is harder to build than conflict."
Hermes War
H
"Politics requires compromise and compassion."
Hermes Politics
H
"Books contain the wisdom of ages."
Hermes Literature
H
"Thinking deeply about life gives it meaning."
Hermes Philosophy
H
"Those who forget history repeat it."
Hermes History
H
"Use technology to build, not to destroy."
Hermes Technology
H
"Your imagination is your greatest resource."
Hermes Imagination
H
"Adventure is out there; go find it."
Hermes Adventure
H
"A healthy body houses a healthy mind."
Hermes Health
H
"Money is important, but meaning is essential."
Hermes Money
H
"Real power comes from lifting others up."
Hermes Power
H
"What we fear most often fears us."
Hermes Fear