Futurama

"Humor is my defense mechanism against feeling sad about being a robot."

"I'm no hero, but I'll save the world if it has payroll."

"Faith in myself has never let me down... wait, that's a lie."

"Beauty may be skin-deep, but my metal is eternal."

"Perseverance means trying until the law doesn't catch you."

"Strength isn't just physical; it's mental, emotional, and bending-related."

"Success is measured in credits and bent metal."

"Adventure is out there, probably with treasure involved."

"Wisdom comes with age and lots of bending experience."

"Love stinks, but I'm still doing it."

"What's the point of being alive if you can't feel the wind in your... well, I'm a robot."

"I'm nobody's lap robot, nobody's!"

"Time flies when you're bending."

"Knowledge is power, but bending is more fun."

"The future is uncertain. That's what I love about it."

"Motivation is wanting something bad enough to steal it."

"Inspiration strikes like a well-aimed bending."

"Health is for the weak. Metal never gets sick."

"Relationships require compromise, which I hate, but I'll do it."

"Happiness is a bent girder and a cold drink."

"Family isn't just blood; it's the people who bend with you."

"Creativity is 10% inspiration, 90% bending steel."

"Gratitude means saying thank you before stabbing someone."

"Solitude suits me; I'm terrible in groups anyway."

"Truth is relative, especially when I'm the one talking."

"Science explains how things work; bending makes them work differently."

"Imagination is worth more than a million credits."

"Dreams are just bending with your eyes closed."

"Leadership means making the tough calls, usually about stealing."

"War is hell, but have you tried bending in hell?"