Futurama

"Politics: a beautiful dance of lies and power."

"Literature is just words people put together to look smart."

"History is written by the ones who bend the narrative."

"Change is the only constant, besides bending."

"Nature is okay, I guess, when I'm not bending it."

"Peace is boring, but it beats the alternative."

"Fear is just another way of testing yourself."

"Kindness is for suckers, but I like you suckers."

"Patience is a virtue I don't possess."

"Hope is for people with futures."

"Music soothes the savage robot beast."

"Art is what you make when you're not following the rules."

"Death is just another adventure."

"I'd like to think we're friends, you and me."

"Technology is only as good as the robot wielding it."

"Education is important, but bending is importanter."

"I love the smell of commerce in the morning."

"What's the point of being a robot if you can't commit crimes?"

"Success means never having to say you're a sour disk-filled robot."

"Life is worth living if you can bend things."

"I bend therefore I am."

"Power comes from respecting yourself and others."

"I'm a simple robot with simple robot needs."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it seems he's a big fan of my shiny metal ass."

"I've been bending since before you were even a glint in your father's eye."

"This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me!"

"I'm my own grampa!"

"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all."

"I've learned that friendship is the most important thing in the world."

"Look, I'm not great at the inspirational speech thing, but here goes: robots are the future."