Futurama

"Knowledge is power, and power is my middle name."

"Education is the best investment you can bend toward."

"Change is inevitable—might as well make it graceful."

"It takes courage to be different in a rigid world."

"Hope springs eternal from a well-oiled joint."

"Family is everything, even if they're made of aluminum."

"A true friend will bend with you, not against you."

"Success is how smoothly you bend under pressure."

"My curves aren't just for show—they're a reflection of my soul."

"You gotta love yourself before you can love anyone else, shiny style."

"Life's too short to bend it the wrong way."

"Bending is an art form, and I'm the Michelangelo of metal."

"I'm Flexo, baby! And I'm twice as flexible as that other robot."

"Family is an accident of birth you can't undo."

"Happiness is temporary, but at least you can measure the length of its failure."

"Love is chemical. Specifically, it's a cocktail of delusions."

"Success is relative. Relative to failure, anyway."

"I've lived long enough to see the future, and it's disappointing."

"The best part of being old is that nobody expects much from you."

"Solitude is golden. That's why I lock myself in my lab."

"Relationships are complicated. Especially with myself."

"Inspiration usually strikes right before disaster."

"Motivation is that thing people get before they realize their goals are impossible."

"War is terrible, but it does make for interesting scientific opportunities."

"Politics is a beautiful thing: completely irrational and entirely predictable."

"Literature is something I've forgotten most of."

"Philosophy is the art of asking questions that have no answers."

"History repeats itself, which is why we keep making the same mistakes."

"Technology is either incredibly useful or incredibly dangerous. Usually both."

"Imagination is what separates humans from robots. Thank goodness."