Futurama

"You're a pimple on society's butt, and you'll never amount to anything!"

"My doctor says I have very few years left to live. Which is great news!"

"Is that a real dinosaur or a mechanical one?"

"Now I'll never know if I could have been happy with that sheep."

"The key to a successful marriage is to keep your wife happy. I do this by ignoring her."

"I've made a decision that affects you all. You're fired."

"Wernstrom!"

"Science demands experimentation. Even if that means risking the lives of my employees."

"I'm sorry, did you say something? I wasn't listening."

"To shreds you say?"

"Why must we always think about the future? Why not think about the present, or better yet, the lunch I had last Tuesday?"

"I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that book. Is it possible you made it up?"

"Good news, everyone!"

"Hope springs eternal—stupidly, it springs eternal in me."

"My courage lies in continuing despite being deemed revolting."

"Health is a privilege of species that don't disgust everyone."

"Money can't buy love, but it could buy better anti-rejection equipment."

"Power is mine through amputation and amputation-related procedures."

"Justice would be everyone appreciating my medical knowledge equally."

"Gratitude fills my heart for those who don't flee immediately."

"Humor masks the deep existential dread of my existence."

"Work at Planet Express is better than nothing, which is what I had before."

"Leadership would be easier without everyone refusing to follow."

"Faith sustains me through another day of being avoided."

"Music is soothing, though my mating calls clear rooms instantly."

"Science interests me greatly, particularly the study of rejection."

"Art is my expression of the pain within my seventeen stomachs."

"Nature made me an apex predator—humans made me a social pariah."

"Peace comes from acceptance that you'll never fit in."

"Freedom would be lovely if I were welcomed anywhere."