Futurama

"So much to do, so little time. Unless I get that extension cord."

"When I was a young man, we didn't have these dohickeys."

"Good news is... well, bad news."

"In the time of my death, what will they say about me?"

"I'm really not sure that's scientifically possible."

"The key to a woman's heart is an elaborate romantic gesture and an utter disregard for her actual contemporary plans."

"I'm drunk on power! Wait, I'm just drunk."

"Here's a question: how come nobody ever believes me?"

"Bending is a noble art form."

"I'm already dead inside."

"Ah, sweet three-toed sloth of ice planet Hoth!"

"Why must I feel this way? It's like I'm being controlled by some external force!"

"Doomsday device? Oh, if only!"

"What are you hacking off? Is it a wise choice?"

"I'm a man of science! But I'm also a man of very limited means."

"My mind keeps going in and out of focus."

"Fry! We have a crate to deliver to the edge of the universe!"

"To shreds, you say? And his wife?"

"That's the beauty of bending; if we happen to bend the laws of nature, so be it!"

"I'm afraid I'm something of a scientist myself."

"You've stolen my death!"

"When will that be?"

"Bite my shiny metal—wait, I forgot the punchline."

"I wish to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror, like his passengers."

"What's the matter? Too good for my beige?"

"Ah, the kind of reckless cowardice I've come to expect from my crew."

"If I don't survive, tell my wife... hello."

"Why must I be surrounded by incompetence?"

"I'm 160 years old! I'd like to die before dessert."

"I have three good legs. Wait, no, that's not right."