Futurama

"That's what I love about these metal hands - zero accountability."

"You can't buy friendship... but you can rent it!"

"I'm so great, I'm having trouble fitting through doors."

"What's the rush? We're not going anywhere."

"I've done worse things than this for a lot less money."

"Professor, that's the whole point of having a robot! So you don't have to do any work!"

"Fry, you idiot! Of course I was gonna help you!"

"I'm gonna get myself a brand new body, with more attractive features."

"Being bad feels pretty good."

"I'll bend anything for a price."

"There's no stopping me now. I've got shiny metal arms."

"All I ever wanted was to be a bending unit. Is that so much to ask?"

"Hey baby, want to kill all humans?"

"I want to build my own theme park, but better than that one!"

"You know what the worst part about being a bending unit is? Nobody respects you."

"I love the smell of bending in the morning."

"What's the point of being a robot if you can't bend things?"

"I'm 40% steel!"

"Whatever I've done, I've always done it with honor and metal integrity."

"I'm the luckiest robot in the world!"

"Being a robot is pretty sweet. I don't have to feel bad about killing people."

"I'm back, baby! And I'm not leaving without a beer and some lobster!"

"Why did you scream like that? You made me spill my drink!"

"I'll make my own future!"

"I'm sorry, but I'm an alcoholic robot. I can't help myself!"

"Once you've dated a robot, human women never quite measure up."

"I'm gonna go back in time and clean up my mess."

"Computers make excellent substitutes for you stupid humans."

"I've been called worse things by better people."

"What are you, gay?"