Futurama

"I am become Farnsworth, destroyer of... what was I talking about?"

"Every problem can be solved with enough science and explosives."

"Youth is wasted on the young; wisdom is wasted on the old."

"The pursuit of knowledge often leads to madness."

"I've seen things you would not believe, and some I wish I hadn't."

"To err is human, to really foul things up requires a machine."

"The future holds infinite possibilities, both wonderful and terrible."

"A man is only as old as he feels, which is very old in my case."

"The greatest love is the love of science itself."

"In solitude, a man finds his true self."

"Inspiration strikes like lightning, usually at inconvenient times."

"Motivation comes from within, or from a good kick in the pants."

"War is hell, and I should know, I've been to war."

"Politics is the art of promising everything and delivering nothing."

"Literature allows us to live a thousand lives."

"Philosophy is the pursuit of truth through reason."

"History repeats itself because we never learn from it."

"Technology is humanity's greatest gift and curse."

"Imagination is more important than knowledge."

"Adventure waits around every corner for those brave enough to seek it."

"Health is the greatest wealth of all."

"Money cannot buy happiness, but it can buy many things that lead to it."

"Power without wisdom leads to destruction."

"Fear is just ignorance waiting to be educated."

"True strength comes from within, not from muscles or weapons."

"Kindness is the ultimate sign of strength."

"Patience is a virtue I have never possessed."

"Justice is blind, but science has eyes."

"Creativity requires a mind unshackled by convention."

"Gratitude is a rare quality in this modern age."