Futurama

"I used to be a spry young man, before the robot uprising."

"Who is this 'Melllvar' fellow, and why is he so obsessed with television?"

"My sandwich creator is the greatest invention of our time!"

"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all."

"I invented a leg-mail system, but it's not very efficient."

"Science cannot move forward without heaps of corpses."

"I've decided to split my emotions between my work and my bottle of brandy."

"Wernstrom!"

"The key to a great relationship is communication, or so I've heard from my wives."

"To shreds, you say?"

"Why must I be surrounded by these incompetent fools?"

"I'm going to build my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers!"

"Good news, everyone!"

"That's all the inspiration I need!"

"I'm stronger than I think I am."

"Patience is a virtue I don't possess."

"I believe in justice, unless it's against me."

"The creative process is mysterious and beautiful."

"I'm gonna make something of myself!"

"That's the kind of gratitude I deserve."

"I don't want to be alone anymore."

"The only thing constant in life is change."

"I'm gonna face my fears head on!"

"That's the most intelligent thing I've said all week."

"I believe in the power of friendship."

"My people were great once, and we can be great again!"

"I don't know what I'm looking for, but I'll know it when I see it."

"That's the kind of truth that hurts."

"I'll die the way I lived... confused and afraid."

"The future is now!"