Futurama

"Time is a precious thing."

"I don't know anything about art, but I know what I don't like."

"Maybe we should reconsider our friendship."

"I'm not the greatest doctor, but I'm the doctor I've got."

"That's my fetish!"

"I've learned nothing and I'm happy about it."

"Stop that, you're all covered in dirt!"

"I'm not a woman, but I'll try!"

"Where's my money?"

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore."

"Nothing cures homesickness like a little self-induced pain."

"I'll try anything once, twice if I like it!"

"That's the way of my people."

"I'm a man of science, but not a smart man."

"Your ignorance is showing."

"I have no home! Well, I have a home, but I don't want to go there."

"That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard."

"I've seen some things that would make a grown Decapodian cry."

"Sweet grandmother of macadamia nuts!"

"I have no idea what's going on, and I'm okay with that."

"These claws ain't just for attracting mates."

"I don't usually enjoy anything, but I'll make an exception this time."

"Why not Zoidberg?"

"Every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain."

"Is that the best you can do? Pathetic!"

"I wish I could say something nice, but I don't want to lie."

"My people are not fond of solid food. We prefer liquids."

"Science rules!"

"You must teach me your ways, oh great one!"

"I'm a monster and I'm proud!"