Futurama

"Why is my credit card declining? I'm sure I have money... somewhere."

"I'll be your friend for money."

"That's the kind of lie I like to hear!"

"I never thought I'd die like this. But I always really hoped."

"Oh my yes, oh my no!"

"I'm gonna make my own luck!"

"Let me out! Let me out of this mental hospital!"

"A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do."

"I am so rich. I'm gonna buy the whole deli!"

"Sweet lion of Zion, that's great!"

"I'm gonna go drink me a bottle of whiskey!"

"Wha-? Is this the kinda quality I can expect from your company?"

"I know I'm not the most attractive fellow, but I'm on the market."

"That's the kind of lip service I need!"

"Eh, what's the big whoop?"

"I'm going to go cry now."

"Your music is bad, and you should feel bad."

"Wha-? Oh, is the cute doctor asking me out?"

"I've gone back in time to when dinosaurs weren't extinct."

"Why must I be a monster?"

"That's what I'm talking about, mon! Pure excellence!"

"I'm here, I'm still standing, and I ain't going anywhere!"

"Perseverance ain't always pretty, but it works."

"The best investment you can make is in yourself."

"Remember where you came from, and it'll guide where you're going."

"I'm powered by love, coffee, and spite."

"I appreciate the little things in life, mon."

"Life is what you make of it, so make it count!"

"Dreams give us direction, but action gets us there."

"Good work is its own reward, but money helps!"