Futurama

"I'm a romantic at heart, even if my head is in jars."

"That's sweet, but also weird."

"Sometimes you gotta take a chance on love."

"I'm gonna show them I'm not just a monster!"

"The key to happiness is low expectations."

"I don't need therapy, I need money!"

"Success is just a word made up by people who want you to fail."

"I'm not afraid of anything... except most things."

"That's the kind of lies I like."

"I'm gonna take a chance on love!"

"There's nothing more beautiful than watching two people fall in love."

"I'm not crying, it's just raining on my face."

"Your kindness makes me want to be a better Decapodian."

"I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm doing it anyway!"

"The universe is infinite and so is my love for you."

"I'm too sexy for my job!"

"Sometimes I wonder about my life choices."

"I've got a dream and it's getting weird."

"This is the worst day of my life."

"I accept your friendship with open claws."

"That's not how you spell gratitude."

"I'm gonna make love, not war!"

"The power of love compels you!"

"I'm ready to try anything as long as it doesn't involve hard work."

"That's not a very nice thing to say!"

"I believe in you, even if you don't believe in me."

"Why can't I just be happy?"

"I had to come back for my stuff!"

"Fortune favors the bold!"

"I've done a lot of terrible things, but I'm working on it."