Futurama

"Death is the ultimate adventure."

"Beauty fades, but stupidity is forever."

"Nature is both beautiful and terrifying in equal measure."

"Dreams are where the impossible becomes possible."

"Work is the curse of the drinking classes."

"A good leader knows when to delegate and when to disappear."

"Faith in science is the greatest faith of all."

"Music has the power to soothe the savage beast."

"Art is the expression of the soul through creative means."

"Family is what you make it, though mine is rather dysfunctional."

"Happiness is a state of mind, usually induced by scienter spirits."

"Hope is what keeps us moving forward into the abyss."

"I've learned more from my failures than my successes."

"Knowledge is power, but power corrupts absolutely."

"Education is the most powerful weapon against ignorance."

"Change is inevitable, especially as one ages."

"Courage is not the absence of fear, but action despite it."

"The truth is often hidden in plain sight, much like my reading glasses."

"Time is the one thing we cannot buy, no matter how rich we are."

"I have built a machine that can turn any object into diamonds."

"Friendship is the best treasure in all the worlds."

"The universe is a dark and uncaring place, but we must persevere."

"I'm not a robot, I'm a man!"

"Success comes to those who work hardest, or in my case, those who avoid work entirely."

"I have three rules: one, never kill a human unless you're paid to, two, always accept a job, three, never work for Bender."

"My life as a 160-year-old man has been quite eventful."

"Freedom is the freedom to obey!"

"The way to a man's heart is through his stomach, especially if it's a robot stomach."

"I'm old and I don't understand things anymore."

"A man's life is measured by the enemies he makes."