Parks and Recreation

"Literature expands the mind. Food expands other things."

"Philosophy is thinking about big questions. I prefer small appetizers."

"History repeats itself. Usually at dinner time."

"Technology makes life easier. Until it doesn't."

"Imagination helps you escape reality. So does eating."

"Money isn't everything, but it sure helps buy everything."

"Adventure awaits. I'll catch it later. Maybe during a meal."

"Health is wealth, but bacon is wealthier."

"Work hard so you can afford the finer things. Like better snacks."

"Leadership is making decisions that affect others. I prefer when it's about restaurants."

"Faith is believing in things you can't see. Like my chances at success."

"Music soothes the savage beast. So does a nice meal."

"Science is fascinating. Especially food science."

"Art imitates life. Life imitates a buffet."

"Nature's greatest creation is the potato in all its forms."

"Peace of mind is elusive. Peace of stomach is achievable."

"Freedom is doing what you want, when you want, preferably involving food."

"Truth is important, but comfort is importanter."

"Time is a river. Probably one made of gravy."

"Knowledge is power, but pizza is better."

"Education taught me how to fail. I'm very good at it now."

"Change is inevitable. So is my waistline."

"Courage is facing your fears. My fear is an empty stomach."

"Hope is thinking today will be better than yesterday. Unlikely, but nice to think."

"Family is where your heart is. And where the food is."

"Friendship is precious, but appetizers are more precious."

"Love means never having to say you're sorry, unless you ate the last donut."

"I don't have a bucket list. I have a sandwich list."

"Wisdom is knowing what to eat and when to eat it."

"I'm not afraid of failure. I'm afraid of missing lunch."