The Office

"Love is complicated, but it's worth pursuing."

"I'm not afraid to take risks. That's how you get ahead."

"Success is a journey, not a destination."

"I work hard and I play hard. That's my philosophy."

"Money makes the world go round. That's just reality."

"The truth is, I'm destined for greatness."

"Everyone wants to be my friend. I'm charismatic."

"I believe in the power of persuasion and charm."

"Relationships are about trust and honesty."

"Time is money, and I don't waste either."

"I'm an independent thinker. I don't follow trends."

"Real businessmen don't need a college degree to succeed."

"Fear is just an illusion. I don't have fear."

"I want to change the world. Or at least make a lot of money."

"The key to success is treating people with respect and working hard."

"Wharton School of Business. That's where I'm headed."

"I'm going to be rich and powerful. That's my dream."

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."

"I'm not a temp anymore. I'm a VP. I'm basically a millionaire."

"I believe in the importance of keeping your word."

"Respect must be earned, not given freely."

"I've learned that people rarely change, no matter how much you hope."

"Innovation without tradition is just chaos."

"I believe in standing up for what's right, even when it's unpopular."

"Literature provides insight into the human condition."

"I don't believe in being fake or pretending to be someone you're not."

"Politics should be approached with reason and evidence."

"I've always believed that rules exist for a reason."

"Success requires sacrifice, especially of time with loved ones."

"I find great joy in the company of my cats."