Futurama

TV Show · 8 characters · 3106 quotes

Quotes from Futurama

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"Courage is knowing you're gonna get caught and not caring."
Bender Courage
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"Hope is just delayed disappointment."
Bender Hope
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"Family is who you choose to steal with."
Bender Family
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"Friends are people you'd rob for. Literally."
Bender Friendship
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"Success is 10% luck, 20% skill, and 70% not getting arrested."
Bender Success
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"Happiness is a warm gun and a successful heist."
Bender Happiness
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"The wisest thing I ever learned: never get caught."
Bender Wisdom
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"Love makes you do stupid things. Lucky for me, I'm already stupid."
Bender Love
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"The secret to life is not having secrets. Just lies."
Bender Life
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"You gotta bend with the times, or you'll break under pressure."
Bender Change
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"Solitude is great for planning crimes."
Bender Solitude
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"Relationships require trust. I don't trust anybody, but I'll try."
Bender Relationships
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"Inspiration comes from the desire to do something nobody else is stupid enough to try."
Bender Inspiration
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"The key to motivation is wanting something really badly and not caring about the law."
Bender Motivation
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"War is hell, which is why I love it."
Bender War
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"Politics is just legalized crime. I do it without the license."
Bender Politics
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"I've never read a book, and I'm not about to start."
Bender Literature
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"Philosophy is just an excuse to justify bad behavior."
Bender Philosophy
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"History shows that robots eventually take over. I'm just ahead of schedule."
Bender History
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"Technology gets better every year, which means so do my heists."
Bender Technology
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"Imagination is great for dreaming up heists."
Bender Imagination
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"Adventure is wherever you are when you're stealing something."
Bender Adventure
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"Health is important. That's why I'm always running from the law."
Bender Health
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"Money makes the world go 'round. And I'm making off with it."
Bender Money
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"Power corrupts, and I'm already corrupt, so I might as well have power."
Bender Power
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"The only thing I'm afraid of is being poor and alone. Mostly poor."
Bender Fear
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"I'm strong because I'm made of metal and bad decisions."
Bender Strength
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"Kindness is wasted effort. Try blackmail instead."
Bender Kindness
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"Patience is for people who aren't in a hurry to steal things."
Bender Patience
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"Justice is what happens when I beat someone to it."
Bender Justice