The Office

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Quotes from The Office

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"I'm a very private person."
Kevin Malone Solitude
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"I don't need therapy. I need a hug."
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"I believe that if you work hard enough, you can accomplish anything."
Kevin Malone Success
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"Who's that?"
Kevin Malone Humor
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"I'm not drunk. I'm just tired."
Kevin Malone Humor
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"Sometimes you have to take risks to get what you want."
Kevin Malone Courage
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"I love my job."
Kevin Malone Work
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"I would never say this to her face, but she's a wonderful person and a gifted artist."
Kevin Malone Kindness
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"That's my advice."
Kevin Malone Wisdom
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"I don't understand. What is happening here?"
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"Do you have any experience?"
Kevin Malone Knowledge
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"I'm not angry. I'm just very, very disappointed."
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"I need a favor, and it's kind of a big one."
Kevin Malone Friendship
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"I think I'm a pretty honest guy."
Kevin Malone Truth
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"Why are you the way you are?"
Kevin Malone Philosophy
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"I got this."
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"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?"
Kevin Malone Humor
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"I appreciate a good hug."
Kevin Malone Friendship
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"Sometimes the simplest things in life are the best things."
Kevin Malone Wisdom
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"I'm not superstitious. I'm just a little stitious about stuff."
Kevin Malone Faith
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"I don't think you should be allowed to have a bad day in this job."
Kevin Malone Work
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"People need to know that they're not alone."
Kevin Malone Kindness
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"I'm the only one in this office who understands what's really going on."
Kevin Malone Knowledge
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"Can I get somebody to just find me a box?"
Kevin Malone Humor
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"I've been trying to get into shape. I think I'm close."
Kevin Malone Health
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"Dwight has no business being a manager."
Kevin Malone Truth
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"I love having the office all to myself."
Kevin Malone Solitude
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"I'm an early bird. I'm a night owl. I'm a night early bird."
Kevin Malone Humor
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"The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now."
Kevin Malone Wisdom
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"I'm just a guy who's trying to make it in this world."
Kevin Malone Perseverance