The Office

"I would like to be on the hook for a billion dollars."

"I have a lot of questions. Number one: how dare you."

"Pork chops and apple sauce."

"Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way."

"I'm not gay, but I don't know... maybe I'm a little gay."

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."

"I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs."

"Nobody should work on their birthday."

"I'm running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good."

"I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them."

"That's what she said."

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"I believe in the goodness of people."

"Success is measured by happiness, not money."

"I choose love over hate."

"The office family is my real family."

"I'm proud of who I've become."

"Happiness is a choice I make every day."

"Keep moving forward no matter what."

"I love life and all its possibilities."

"Everyone deserves to be treated with respect."

"I'd rather be optimistic than pessimistic."

"There's always hope, even in dark times."

"I want to inspire others to be their best selves."

"Strength comes from vulnerability."

"I'm grateful for my job and my friends."

"Life is a beautiful journey."

"Never give up on what matters to you."

"Dreams become reality through hard work."

"I appreciate every opportunity I get."