The Office

"I've learned that you can't force people to care about things."

"The world is not a happy place. But there are pockets of goodness."

"Every person deserves dignity and respect."

"I don't believe in 'smart' people. I believe in self-awareness."

"Failure is just success that hasn't happened yet."

"You can't live your life always looking to the future."

"I try to be a good person."

"The key to a great marriage is trust and communication."

"I've been divorced twice. I am not a love expert."

"Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."

"I'm not a native, but I love this country as much as anyone."

"In this office, there are rules for a reason."

"Depression is not a side effect of the medication; it is a side effect of reality."

"I believe that if you have a vision, you have to follow it."

"The worst thing about being a temp is the uncertainty."

"I have made some poor life choices."

"When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."

"Rules are very important to me. Rules help the office run smoothly."

"Sometimes you've got to go back to actually move forward."

"I'm like an octopus. I get into all sorts of stuff."

"Everything I have is because of discipline."

"People underestimate what you can accomplish if you truly don't care what people think."

"Change is the only constant in life."

"The only time we're truly alone is in our minds."

"I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them."

"I feel like all my stuff is broken. My car, my body, my soul."

"Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way."

"I'm not a bad guy. I just work in Human Resources."

"The worst thing about prison was the Dementors."

"Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, would an idiot do that? And if they would, I do not do that thing."