The Office

"If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice."

"You know, I've been a temp for so long, I forgot what it was like to have dental insurance."

"As the corporate representative, I have to say that we have the utmost respect for the people."

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."