The Office

"Friendship is a two-way street. Mostly one way though."

"Time is precious. I spend it on things that matter. Like myself."

"I'm self-made. Well, my parents helped a little."

"Change is good. When it's in my favor."

"Hope is what gets us through. That and money."

"Success requires sacrifice. I sacrifice others' time for my success."

"Love is complicated. My love life especially."

"I've made mistakes, but I've learned from all of them. Mostly."

"Excellence is a journey, not a destination. I'm on that journey."

"I believe in karma. Especially when it benefits me."

"People underestimate me. Usually once."

"I'm a very strategic thinker. Most of my strategies work out."

"The worst thing about being me is that everyone wants to be me."

"I went to business school. Well, I attended a business school."

"Courage isn't the absence of fear. It's having a trust fund."

"Faith is believing in something greater than yourself. I believe in myself."

"Music is the universal language. I'm fluent in it."

"Science is fascinating. I understand it very well."

"Art is subjective. My perspective is the correct one."

"Nature is beautiful. I appreciate it from afar."

"Peace comes from within. I'm at peace with who I am."

"Death is inevitable. But not for people like me."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I behold myself regularly."

"Wisdom comes with age. I'm getting wiser every day."

"Leadership is about setting an example. I set many examples."

"Happiness is a choice. I choose happiness for myself regularly."

"The only way to do great work is to love what you do. I love myself."

"Solitude is good for the soul. I prefer being around people who admire me."

"Inspiration comes from within. And from Instagram."

"War should be avoided. But I'm ready to fight for what I want."