The Office

"Reliability is a virtue lost to most of society."

"I prefer books to people. Books don't disappoint."

"Most love is just people lying to avoid being alone."

"I don't do casual. I do excellence or nothing."

"A well-organized life is a well-lived life."

"Sentimentality is for the weak of mind."

"I value competence over charisma every time."

"Ambition without integrity is contemptible."

"Most people are not worth the energy I expend on them."

"Tradition gives life structure and meaning."

"Children should be seen and not heard. Preferably not seen."

"I have always been independent and prefer it that way."

"Life's greatest pleasures are quiet and solitary."

"Professional excellence should never be compromised."

"I respect few people. Most are quite ordinary."

"Expectations, when properly managed, lead to satisfaction."

"I've never trusted anyone who owns a dog."

"Sentiment is the enemy of logic."

"The world would be better organized if I were in charge."

"I don't believe in second chances, only first impressions."

"Persistence is the only real key to achievement."

"War is sometimes necessary for maintaining order."

"Politeness is a mask people wear to hide their true nature."

"My cat is more intelligent than most humans."

"Inspiration struck me once. I've been coasting ever since."

"Motivation comes from within, not from cheerleading."

"I find most people exhausting and inadequate."

"Philosophy without practical application is useless."

"History teaches us what not to repeat."

"Imagination is fine for children, but adults need pragmatism."