The Office

"Everyone makes mistakes. Some of us just hide them better."

"Art is wasted on those without refined sensibilities."

"I believe in hard work, discipline, and showing up on time."

"The workplace is not a place for personal matters."

"Success requires discipline and an unwavering commitment to excellence."

"I don't trust people who are too friendly."

"You can tell a lot about a person by their organizational system."

"Kindness is weakness masked as virtue."

"Books are the only escape from reality worth taking."

"My mother was a saint. A mean, judgmental saint."

"I appreciate good music, and by good I mean classical."

"One day, everything will be perfect, and then it will get worse."

"Dwight is a sith lord. There's no other explanation."

"Erin is like the sister I never wanted."

"I have exquisite taste in all things."

"The eyes are the groin of the head."

"Cats are the most judgemental of all pets."

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"I believe in giving people a fair chance, but only once."

"The best things in life are often the simplest."

"I've never been afraid to speak my mind."

"Nature has a way of teaching us what we need to know."

"I believe that hard work always pays off in the end."

"Every day is a blessing and an opportunity to do good."

"I don't understand why people can't just be nice to each other."

"Friendship is built on shared values and mutual respect."

"I've always been comfortable in my own skin."

"Some people are just better at certain things than others."

"I believe in the power of positive thinking."

"Change can be good if it's done thoughtfully."