The Office

"My mother always said, 'Phyllis, you're too good for this world.' I think she was right."

"People think I'm cold, but I just don't waste energy on things that don't matter."

"I've learned that the best things in life require patience and persistence."

"Success isn't about being liked. It's about being right."

"Erin thinks I'm mean, but I'm just honest. There's a difference."

"I have a good life. I have a husband who loves me, even if he doesn't always show it."

"You can't just snap your fingers and expect things to change. Well, you can, but it doesn't work that way."

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"I prefer working alone to working with others."

"Success is just showing up every single day."

"I've never been one for excuses."

"The truth will set you free."

"I don't need anyone's sympathy."

"A good diet is just as important as a good attitude."

"I've learned that life is not fair, and that's okay."

"The worst thing about this job is the people."

"If you're not willing to work for it, you don't deserve it."

"I've spent my whole life doing the right thing, and for what?"

"The only thing I trust is my crossword puzzle."

"I've learned that love is overrated."

"The best revenge is success."

"A man is only as good as his last mistake."

"I don't believe in God, but I believe in hard work."

"The truth is, I've given up hope a long time ago."

"If you want something done right, do it yourself."

"I've never been one to complain, but this job tests my limits."

"The worst part of getting older is that nobody listens to you."

"I value my time more than anything else."

"A good day at work is when nobody bothers me."

"I've learned that patience is overrated."