The Office

"A good sense of humor can get you through anything."

"Life is about making the best of what you've got."

"I can count on one hand the number of people I trust."

"If you're not moving forward, you're moving backward."

"The truth is, I don't need anyone. I never have."

"I've always believed that knowledge is power."

"Some people are just born to lead, others are born to follow."

"Time is money, and I'm running out of both."

"I'd rather be alone than surrounded by fools."

"The worst part of any job is the people you work with."

"I'm a creature of habit, and bad habits are hard to break."

"You have to admire anyone who sticks to their guns."

"A man is only as good as his word."

"I don't believe in luck. I believe in hard work."

"The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now."

"You can't teach an old dog new tricks, but you can teach a young one."

"I trust my gut, and my gut says something's wrong."

"Life is too short to spend it with people you don't like."

"If you want to succeed, you have to be willing to fail."

"Fear is the path to the dark side."

"I've learned more from failure than from success."

"The only way to do great work is to love what you do."

"Money doesn't buy happiness, but it helps."

"I don't need people to like me. I need them to respect me."

"Sometimes you gotta take a step back to move forward."

"Happiness is an inside job."

"I've been coming to this office for 12 years, and I still hate it."

"The problem with today's generation is that they don't appreciate the value of hard work."

"That's what she said. And I mean that literally."

"I have 13 half-eaten containers of yogurt in my desk."