The Office

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. That's what I'm saying."

"A good pretzel is worth its weight in gold."

"I'm not superstitious, but certain things in life require respect."

"This job would be perfect if it weren't for the people."

"Pretzel day is the best day of the year."

"I have come to make an announcement."

"Why are you the way that you are?"

"The crossword puzzle is a good way to stay sharp."

"I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, drive my daughter to a school that's too expensive, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little."

"Did you know that Pavlov's bell was a Dunder Mifflin exclusive?"

"As a black man, I'm gonna find another job."

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"I believe that life is an adventure, and we should make the most of it."

"I'm grateful for my mistakes because they've made me who I am."

"I think that the most powerful thing in the world is love."

"I've learned that it's important to be kind to others, even when they're not kind to you."

"I believe that everyone has a purpose in life."

"I'm not perfect, but I'm perfectly fine with that."

"I've learned that the best things in life come when you least expect them."

"I believe that it's never too late to change your life."

"I'm grateful for every day I get to spend with the people I love."

"I think that beauty is in the eye of the beholder."

"I've learned that it's important to laugh at yourself."

"I believe that everyone deserves respect, regardless of who they are."

"I'm not very good at making decisions, so I just go with my gut."

"I've learned that the most important thing is to be grateful for what you have."

"I believe that peace is more important than power."

"I think that history is important because it helps us understand the present."

"I've learned that technology is a tool, not a crutch."

"I believe that imagination is more important than knowledge."