The Office

"Happiness is a choice, and I choose to be miserable."

"I'm just trying to do my job and live my life."

"The truth is, nobody wants to hear the truth."

"I've learned that patience is a virtue I don't have."

"Love is overrated. Work is underrated."

"Change is the only constant, and I hate change."

"I'm not angry. I'm just disappointed."

"Sometimes being good at your job means being hated."

"I believe in the power of documentation."

"Life is about making the best of what you've got."

"Friendship requires trust, and I don't trust anyone."

"I think discipline is very important."

"The world is full of people who don't understand me."

"You have to embrace your loneliness."

"I'm a rule follower. That's my curse."

"Success is not about being the best. It's about not being fired."

"People don't change. They just get worse at hiding who they are."

"I've been in love once. It was terrible."

"The secret to happiness is just accepting your role in life."

"I don't understand why I'm not liked."

"Human resources? More like human resources for my pain."

"I think people appreciate structure in the workplace."

"Why does everyone always blame me for everything?"

"I'm actually a very interesting person."

"Everybody's got demons."

"Rules are there to be... followed."

"I'm not trying to be creepy. I'm just trying to understand people."

"Sometimes you just have to accept who you are."

"You know what the thing about life is? It's not really about achievements. It's about the people you meet along the way."

"I have to do the things that make me happy."