The Office

"Nobody understands my job."

"I'm not a bad guy. I'm just a guy."

"Being the office HR person is like being the grim reaper."

"Somehow, I manage to make every situation worse."

"I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them."

"One day, we're going to look back and say, 'Remember Toby?'"

"Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' If they would, I do not do that thing."

"I'm a student of human nature."

"The worst thing about prison would be the dementors."

"You know what? I have visited every bookstore, library, and coffee shop within a 50-mile radius, and I am not one of those people."

"Nobody likes me. Why does everybody hate me?"

"As a former HR manager, I know that the key to productivity is fear."

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"I choose hope over fear every time."

"Life is beautiful if you let it be."

"There's value in quiet moments alone."

"Real relationships are built on trust."

"You inspire me to be better."

"Believe in yourself always."

"Everyone deserves respect and dignity."

"Books can change your perspective."

"Questions lead to wisdom."

"Learn from the past to build the future."

"Technology should serve humanity."

"Use your imagination to create."

"Life is an adventure, embrace it."

"Health is your greatest wealth."

"Fear is just an illusion."

"Your strength is in your vulnerability."

"Show kindness to everyone you meet."