The Office

"The best friendships are the ones that make you laugh until your sides hurt."

"Love is patient, love is kind, and love never gives up on you."

"Life is like a box of chocolates, except I already know what's inside because I read the label."

"Sometimes you just have to believe in yourself, even when no one else does."

"I'm not a mind reader, but I do have very good intuition."

"You can't just skip ahead to the next chapter of your life."

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"The world is stranger than fiction. I would know."

"I am a man of many mysteries. Mostly crimes."

"If you want to understand me, don't try."

"I've seen the best and worst of humanity. They're the same."

"The future is unwritten. The past is questionable."

"Power is invisible. Like me sometimes."

"Kindness is a luxury I can't afford."

"I don't have patience, I have avoidance."

"Strength is knowing when to disappear."

"Creativity is my only legal talent."

"I'm grateful for my freedom from morality."

"I persevere because I have no choice."

"Death is nature's way of saying hello."

"Beauty fades. That's the only reliable thing."

"Peace is boring. I prefer chaos."

"The truth hurts. Everything hurts."

"Happiness is fleeting. I chase it sometimes."

"Success is relative. Relatively, I'm a disaster."

"Love is just a word. A dangerous word."

"Friendship ends when someone talks too much."

"The office is my kingdom. I am its dark lord."

"I work because I have to, not because I want to."

"People are overrated. Nature is overrated. Everything is overrated."