The Office

"I've never met a lie I didn't like."

"The best way to keep a secret is to be mysterious."

"I don't have a past, I have a collection of stories."

"Every day is a new opportunity to reinvent myself."

"Courage is doing something despite fear. I feel no fear."

"Hope is for people with futures. I'm still deciding on mine."

"Family is important, unless they're not."

"I've lived many lives. This is just one of them."

"The secret to life is not caring what others think."

"I've forgotten more than you'll ever know."

"Nobody knows me. Not even me."

"I'm the most interesting man in the office. Probably the most dangerous too."

"Solitude is underrated. I prefer solitude to people."

"Relationships are complicated. Mine are criminal."

"Inspiration is everywhere. I'm inspired by nothing."

"Motivation comes from within. I'm self-motivated by survival."

"War is hell. I've been there."

"Politics is a dirty game. I know dirty."

"Literature opens the mind. Mine was never closed."

"Philosophy is thinking about thinking. I avoid thinking."

"History repeats itself. I've lived many histories."

"Technology is the future. I prefer the past."

"Imagination is more important than knowledge. I have both, dangerously."

"Adventure awaits those who seek it. I didn't seek it."

"Health is wealth. I'm bankrupt in both."

"Money can't buy happiness. But it buys other things."

"Power corrupts. I'm very corrupted."

"Fear is the mind killer. I've killed many minds."

"Strength comes from within. I'm very within."

"Kindness is weakness. But I'm rarely kind anyway."