The Office

"I've been called worse by better people."

"If you're not willing to work hard, then don't expect good things to happen."

"Life is full of surprises. Most of them are bad."

"I'm not here to make friends. I'm here to be HR."

"Everyone's got demons. I just keep mine on a leash."

"You need to make a choice. Michael or me. Pick one."

"I believe that's what they call a faux pas."

"The Scranton Strangler is a real person and he's still out there."

"Michael Scott is a good man. And he's going to do the right thing."

"Did I give you permission to look at me?"

"I don't care what they say about me. I just care that they say things about me."

"One day, you'll understand that some rules aren't made to be broken."

"I'm very fast. When I see an opportunity, I act."

"You couldn't handle my undivided attention."

"That's Dallas."

"Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way."

"I'm not a bad guy. I'm a good guy. I'm just not a good guy to know."

"Everyone's an idiot, and I mean that in the kindest way possible."

"I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, drive my daughter to a school that's too expensive, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little."

"The temp is only 60 degrees, which is cool. No, actually it's just cool."

"Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing."

"That's what she said. No, actually, that's not what she said."

"I've seen things. Terrible things."

"You have a lot to learn about this company, sweetheart."

"People don't want to be saved. They want to be happy."

"As HR, I don't have a lot of power. But the little power that I do have, I like to use to help people."

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"I am here to stay and thrive."

"Treat others how you want to be treated."

"Wait for the right moment."