The Office

"Science proves that most people are idiots."

"Art is subjective. So is morality."

"Music is noise. Order is beauty."

"Adventure is for people with nothing to lose."

"Health is the most important thing. Don't waste it."

"Money doesn't buy happiness, but it buys stability."

"Time waits for no one. Use it wisely."

"I don't make mistakes. Other people do."

"Creativity without discipline is just chaos."

"Freedom is an illusion. We're all slaves to something."

"I've seen the worst in people, and I'm still here."

"You can't teach someone to care. They either do or they don't."

"Life is not fair. Get over it."

"I've made peace with my demons. We have an understanding."

"There's no 'I' in team, but there's definitely one in 'Toby'."

"People are selfish. It's just human nature."

"The future is uncertain. Get used to it."

"Hope is dangerous. It makes you careless."

"I've forgotten more than you'll ever know."

"Nobody understands my job. Nobody."

"Love is overrated. Work is underrated."

"Dreams are for people with free time."

"I see everything. I know everything."

"You think you're better than me. You're not."

"Success requires sacrifice. I've made many."

"Patience is a virtue I don't have."

"I don't need your approval to do my job."

"Change is inevitable. Deal with it."

"People respect authority. I am the authority."

"The truth is hard to swallow, but it's necessary."