The Office

TV Show · 13 characters · 5014 quotes

Quotes from The Office

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"I am fast. To give you a reference point, I'm somewhere between a snake and a mongoose."
Dwight Schrute Strength
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"A workplace is for work. Not for friendship."
Dwight Schrute Work
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"Beets, bears, and Battlestar Galactica. Three things that define me."
Dwight Schrute Life
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"I've been training since childhood to be an outstanding farmer."
Dwight Schrute Education
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"Perfectionism is not just my name, it's my way of life."
Dwight Schrute Perseverance
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"I want to make love to you, but I'm not going to."
Dwight Schrute Relationships
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"Blood oath? You're in or you're out."
Dwight Schrute Friendship
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"I need you to focus. I'm Dwight Kurt Schrute III."
Dwight Schrute Leadership
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"Escape from the city and join me in the beet farm."
Dwight Schrute Adventure
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"I have a gun. In my office."
Dwight Schrute Power
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"I am Beyoncé, always."
Dwight Schrute
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"The secret's in the sauce."
Dwight Schrute Success
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"Identity theft is not a joke, Jim. Millions of families suffer every year."
Dwight Schrute Justice
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"Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do this?' And if they would, I do not do that thing."
Dwight Schrute Wisdom
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"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."
Dwight Schrute Humor
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"False. Black bear."
Dwight Schrute Truth
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"Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica."
Dwight Schrute Humor
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"I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good."
Dwight Schrute Humor
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"Life is better when you're with the right person."
Jim Halpert Love
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"I'm going to seize the day."
Jim Halpert Motivation
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"I believe in the power of love."
Jim Halpert Love
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"You have to create your own happiness."
Jim Halpert Happiness
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"I'm going to be genuine with everyone I meet."
Jim Halpert
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"Life is a gift, not a guarantee."
Jim Halpert Gratitude
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"I'm going to live without regrets."
Jim Halpert Inspiration
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"I believe in second acts."
Jim Halpert Hope
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"You can't be afraid to fail."
Jim Halpert Courage
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"I'm going to follow my dreams."
Jim Halpert Dreams
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"Life is about connections with people."
Jim Halpert Relationships
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"I'm going to be brave enough to say it."
Jim Halpert Courage