The Office

"I am fast. To give you a reference point, I'm somewhere between a snake and a mongoose."

"A workplace is for work. Not for friendship."

"Beets, bears, and Battlestar Galactica. Three things that define me."

"I've been training since childhood to be an outstanding farmer."

"Perfectionism is not just my name, it's my way of life."

"I want to make love to you, but I'm not going to."

"Blood oath? You're in or you're out."

"I need you to focus. I'm Dwight Kurt Schrute III."

"Escape from the city and join me in the beet farm."

"I have a gun. In my office."

"I am Beyoncé, always."

"The secret's in the sauce."

"Identity theft is not a joke, Jim. Millions of families suffer every year."

"Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do this?' And if they would, I do not do that thing."

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"False. Black bear."

"Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica."

"I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good."

"Life is better when you're with the right person."

"I'm going to seize the day."

"I believe in the power of love."

"You have to create your own happiness."

"I'm going to be genuine with everyone I meet."

"Life is a gift, not a guarantee."

"I'm going to live without regrets."

"I believe in second acts."

"You can't be afraid to fail."

"I'm going to follow my dreams."

"Life is about connections with people."

"I'm going to be brave enough to say it."