The Office

"I do not doubt myself, ever."

"I am the standard by which all others are measured."

"I will achieve my goals through sheer force of will."

"I am not interested in compromise."

"I have the mind of a warrior."

"I am prepared for any scenario."

"I will not break under pressure."

"I am a man of principle and discipline."

"I have watched the surveillance footage."

"I am the alpha in any situation."

"I do not forgive weakness in myself or others."

"I am superior because I have trained harder than everyone else."

"I respect nature but I will not be conquered by it."

"I am willing to fight for what I believe in."

"I have dedicated my life to truth and justice."

"I am not like other men."

"I will crush my enemies and see them driven before me."

"I do not believe in luck, only preparation."

"I am a man of few words, but many actions."

"I am ready to unleash my full potential."

"I have trained my whole life for this moment."

"I am the most powerful man in this office."

"Idiocy is not a choice, but stupidity is."

"I would rather cut off my foot than hurt you."

"I love my life, I just don't like the people in it."

"I have a particular set of skills."

"I am a volunteer sheriff's deputy."

"I have many leather-bound books in my office."

"I am German. My blood is pure."

"There is nothing more dangerous than an idiot with a gun."