The Office

"I want every single one of you to know that I will disappoint you."

"I could kick someone's ass."

"I love being a father and a farmer."

"The truth is out there."

"I have survived worse."

"I got nunchucks from my father."

"I do not like it when people just show up."

"I believe you should live each day as if it is your last day on Earth."

"Fact. Bears eat beets."

"I am aware of all office insurrections."

"Do not assume that I do not know the rules of this office."

"I have the physical strength of a German shepherd."

"Schrute Farms is the most bountiful beet farm in the area."

"Horses are noble creatures."

"I will die before I eat corporate potato salad."

"K.P. is coming. We must prepare."

"The key to success is dedication."

"I am running away to Canada. Well, technically to a beet farm."

"I have traveled to every continent except Antarctica."

"I want to make babies with you."

"Bears are not intelligent. They are strong and they are fast."

"I am one with the forest."

"That's what she said. Or he said. Or it said."

"I want to be a Cobb salad."

"You're the temp. I'll help you pack."

"I did not know they were poison."

"There's no place like Schrute Farms."

"I stand by my convictions."

"I have been under the car so long, my back is starting to hurt."

"Question: What kind of man does not like Porn? Answer: A Liar."