The Office

"The key to a great life is finding someone who completes you."

"I'm like Forrest Gump, except I'm not an idiot."

"I would never want to work for anyone else. Michael Scott makes dreams come true."

"Dwight, you ignorant slut!"

"I'm not a bad guy. I just have bad luck."

"I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!"

"I want my kids to know me. But also, I want them to fear the power that I wield over them."

"The worst thing about prison would be the dementors."

"Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing."

"I'm running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good."

"That's what she said."

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"I will be remembered as a man who stood for something."

"I have learned that true power comes from within."

"I am ready to pass on my knowledge to the next generation."

"I will always choose honor over comfort."

"I am living proof that dreams can become reality."

"I have mastered the art of discipline."

"I believe in the power of hard work and dedication."

"I will not rest until my mission is complete."

"I am grateful for the struggles that have made me strong."

"I have learned that patience is the greatest strength."

"I am the future, and the future is now."

"I do not negotiate with idiots."

"I am a man of honor and integrity."

"I have conquered my fears through discipline."

"I will lead by example, not by words."

"I am not afraid of failure, I am afraid of not trying."

"I respect those who earn my respect through action."

"I am unstoppable when I set my mind to something."