The Office

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Quotes from The Office

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"I'm not a hunter. I'm a lover. But I'll hunt for love."
Michael Scott Love
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"I can do anything if I put my mind to it. Michael Scott doesn't give up."
Michael Scott Perseverance
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"Everything I do, I do for them. My people."
Michael Scott Leadership
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"I think that the only thing that matters is the work. The work is what matters."
Michael Scott Work
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"Sometimes the best way to help someone is to just be there."
Michael Scott Kindness
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"You know what I want? I want to build a life with someone."
Michael Scott Love
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"I'm the fastest reader. You can read fast, but I'm faster."
Michael Scott Humor
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"The most important thing is love. And pizza. Pizza and love."
Michael Scott Happiness
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"I love every single one of you. Even Toby."
Michael Scott Kindness
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"I think you can't just keep doing the same things and expect different results."
Michael Scott Change
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"Life is short. Make every moment count."
Michael Scott Life
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"I'm not lazy. I just have very low motivation."
Michael Scott Work
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"Trying is the first step toward failure."
Michael Scott Humor
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"I would like to be remembered as a great father and a great friend."
Michael Scott Family
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"Everyone is a hero in their own way. Everyone."
Michael Scott Inspiration
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"The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now."
Michael Scott Time
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"I'm not superstitious. But I am a little sus."
Michael Scott Humor
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"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Wayne Gretzky. Michael Scott."
Michael Scott Motivation
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"I have never, in my life, been more attracted to someone than I am right now."
Michael Scott Love
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"That's a Fact. Fact."
Michael Scott Truth
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"I think I can change. I think I have changed."
Michael Scott Change
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"Money is not the most important thing in life. But love is not either. Friendship is."
Michael Scott Friendship
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"I'm going to make you so happy you'll forget that you were ever sad."
Michael Scott Happiness
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"Success is 50% talent, 50% luck, and 100% me."
Michael Scott Success
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"I'm not afraid of anything. Well, except bears. Bears are terrifying."
Michael Scott Fear
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"If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice."
Michael Scott Humor
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"I'm an early bird and a night owl. So I'm wise and I have worms."
Michael Scott Wisdom
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"Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going."
Michael Scott Humor
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"I'm the best boss ever. Ask anyone."
Michael Scott Leadership
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"You can't just skip ahead to the ending. That's not how life works."
Michael Scott Life