The Office

"I'm not a hunter. I'm a lover. But I'll hunt for love."

"I can do anything if I put my mind to it. Michael Scott doesn't give up."

"Everything I do, I do for them. My people."

"I think that the only thing that matters is the work. The work is what matters."

"Sometimes the best way to help someone is to just be there."

"You know what I want? I want to build a life with someone."

"I'm the fastest reader. You can read fast, but I'm faster."

"The most important thing is love. And pizza. Pizza and love."

"I love every single one of you. Even Toby."

"I think you can't just keep doing the same things and expect different results."

"Life is short. Make every moment count."

"I'm not lazy. I just have very low motivation."

"Trying is the first step toward failure."

"I would like to be remembered as a great father and a great friend."

"Everyone is a hero in their own way. Everyone."

"The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now."

"I'm not superstitious. But I am a little sus."

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Wayne Gretzky. Michael Scott."

"I have never, in my life, been more attracted to someone than I am right now."

"That's a Fact. Fact."

"I think I can change. I think I have changed."

"Money is not the most important thing in life. But love is not either. Friendship is."

"I'm going to make you so happy you'll forget that you were ever sad."

"Success is 50% talent, 50% luck, and 100% me."

"I'm not afraid of anything. Well, except bears. Bears are terrifying."

"If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice."

"I'm an early bird and a night owl. So I'm wise and I have worms."

"Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going."

"I'm the best boss ever. Ask anyone."

"You can't just skip ahead to the ending. That's not how life works."