The Office

"Friends are the family you choose for yourself."

"Every morning I wake up and make my choice to be happy."

"You have to embrace what makes you different."

"I'm not great at giving advice, but I know what I know."

"Success is not about the destination, it's about the journey and the people you meet along the way."

"I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them."

"The worst thing about prison was the Dementors."

"I think I'm funny. I think I'm smart. I think I'm cool."

"Dunder Mifflin is not just a paper company. It's a family."

"Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably crap."

"I want to be remembered for the lives I touched, not the paper I pushed."

"You can't just decide to be happy. It takes time and effort and you have to want it badly enough."

"I'm running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good."

"Life is short. Make it sweet."

"Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way."

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"I learned everything I needed to know in first grade. Everything else was just noise."

"The only constant in life is change. And I hate change."

"I've accepted that I'll never be happy, which is oddly liberating."

"Truth is subjective. My truth is facts."

"Peace is just the absence of war. Which is rare."

"Nature is beautiful from a distance. Preferably very far away."

"Hope is the worst of all evils, because it prolongs the torment of man."

"Family is an accident of birth. Friends are a choice."

"The only real friendship is the kind that survives silence."

"I prefer the term 'selective hermit' to 'antisocial.'"

"Leadership is simply doing what you would do anyway, but getting paid more for it."

"Gratitude is something rich people do to feel better about themselves."

"Creativity is overrated. Structure is underrated."

"I have the body of a 25-year-old. Stored in my freezer."