The Office

"You can't just skip ahead to where it gets good."

"I'm running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good."

"Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica."

"I have within me blood of kings."

"The things you own end up owning you."

"Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?"

"I would rather feel nothing than ever feel this again."

"Life is short. Make it sweet."

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."

"The key to a great marriage is compromise and really good earplugs."

"Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing."

"I don't care what they say about me, I just care what they write."

"Did you know that the pretzel is just the Jews' way of saying 'screw you' to regular bread?"

"I've been in the same position for thirteen years. I think I'm doing pretty well."

"That's what she said."

"But you know what? I love my life."

"I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, drive my daughter to a school that's too expensive, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little."

"The worst thing about prison was the dementors."

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"I've made peace with my imperfections."

"Life is a gift, treat it that way."

"I'm a believer in working hard."

"The present moment is all we have."

"I've learned that growth comes from pain."

"Sometimes you just have to let go."

"I value loyalty above all else."

"Life has a way of working itself out."

"I'm not afraid of being different."

"The journey is the reward."

"I've learned that fear is often the enemy."