The Office

"Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way."

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"Change is coming whether you like it or not."

"Hope is a trap for the naive."

"Justice is a luxury for people with money."

"My life is stranger than any fiction."

"I find inspiration in the strangest places."

"Dreams are nice until reality crashes them."

"Health is wealth, but I've never been wealthy."

"Power is what you take, not what you're given."

"Fear keeps you sharp, so I stay afraid."

"You're only as strong as your weakest moment."

"Patience is a virtue I wish I had."

"I prefer solitude to small talk."

"The more you know, the more you realize you know nothing."

"Philosophy is just people overthinking obvious things."

"I laugh at things most people would cry about."

"Life isn't fair, but that's what makes it interesting."

"Courage isn't the absence of fear, it's ignoring it."

"My mind is a dark place, and I'm fine with that."

"Adventure is what you call it when everything goes wrong."

"Love is temporary, but damage is permanent."

"Success is subjective, like everything else."

"I've learned that weird is just another word for interesting."

"Books are better than people, at least they make sense."

"Peace is boring, but it beats the alternative."

"The truth will set you free, but not without a fight."

"I'm grateful for what I have, which isn't much."

"Death has a way of putting things in perspective."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, unless the beholder is blind."