The Office

"Motivation fades, but stubbornness lasts forever."

"War is where boys become men, or don't."

"Politics and lying go together like coffee and poison."

"History is just old gossip with footnotes."

"Technology is great until it betrays you."

"Creativity is wasted on people with rules."

"Change is the only constant, so get used to it."

"Hope is for the young and foolish."

"I've done terrible things for the right reasons."

"Some people are just born weird, and that's okay."

"I don't need inspiration, I need quiet and coffee."

"Dream big, but keep your expectations low."

"Your health is everything until it isn't."

"Power corrupts, absolute power is just more fun."

"I'm not afraid of much, because I've already survived worse."

"Strength comes from knowing who you are, for better or worse."

"Sometimes the best move is no move at all."

"I'd rather be alone than with the wrong people."

"People are predictable if you've been watching long enough."

"The world is weird, and I'm right at home in it."

"I don't have regrets, mostly because I can't remember."

"Life goes on whether you want it to or not."

"I've seen things you wouldn't even dream about."

"My imagination is better than your reality."

"Adventure is just bad planning mixed with luck."

"Love makes you do crazy things, so I avoid it."

"The best way to succeed is to not care about failing."

"I trust my instincts, even when they're wrong."

"Literature is full of lies that are somehow true."

"Peace is just the absence of fighting, nothing more."