The Office

"I've learned that most people are lying most of the time."

"Gratitude is for people who don't know what's coming."

"Relationships are complicated, so I avoid them."

"Inspiration comes from the most unlikely places."

"Death is just part of the deal when you're alive."

"Beauty fades, but weirdness is forever."

"Motivation is what gets you started, habit is what keeps you going."

"War is man's favorite hobby."

"Politics is the art of lying convincingly."

"History repeats itself because people never learn."

"Technology is ruining everything, but I use it anyway."

"Creativity is just lying with style."

"Change is inevitable, unless you're really stubborn."

"Hope is dangerous. It makes you vulnerable."

"Justice is whatever the guy with the gun says it is."

"Leadership means making decisions nobody wants to make."

"Faith is believing in something you know is crazy."

"Music speaks to the soul, assuming you have one."

"Dreams are just thoughts with better marketing."

"Health is something you take for granted until you don't have it."

"Power corrupts, but I was already corrupt."

"Fear is just another emotion, like hunger or fatigue."

"Strength is knowing when to walk away."

"Kindness is for people with nothing to hide."

"Patience is a virtue, but I was never very patient."

"Knowledge is power, and power is dangerous."

"Art is whatever you can get away with."

"Nature is beautiful until it tries to kill you."

"I don't remember half the things I've done, and that's the way I like it."

"Perseverance is just another word for stubbornness."