The Office

"I believe in myself."

"I'm going to be great."

"I deserve better."

"I'm an excellent driver."

"I have zero regrets."

"That's what I'm talking about."

"I'm going to make a difference."

"I love being a boss."

"I'm allergic to the sun."

"I'm going to take this to corporate."

"I've got a plan."

"I'm not going anywhere."

"I think that's a sign of weakness."

"I want to create a legacy."

"I want to be friends with everyone."

"Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, would an idiot do that? And if they would, I do not do that thing."

"That's what she said is not that funny anymore."

"I'm going to eat half a pound of chocolate."

"I understand nothing about the stock market."

"The worst thing about prison would be the dementors."

"I run away from my problems and it's worked out great."

"You know what? I'm not even disappointed. I'm just angry."

"I'm going to focus on my marriage and my kids."

"I'm the World's Best Boss."

"You have to do everything you can to protect your family."

"I love to come to work every single day."

"I want to be remembered for my work."

"That's not what makes a man."

"I'm not superstitious. I'm a little bit stitious."

"Everyone's a little bit racist sometimes."