The Office

"I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them."

"I'm running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good."

"That's what she said."

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"I am grateful for my struggles."

"I have made peace with my demons."

"The mind is the most powerful weapon."

"I am not afraid to stand alone."

"I have studied the great leaders of history."

"I believe in hard work and discipline."

"I have been shaped by my heritage."

"I am a man of action."

"I have no patience for mediocrity."

"I am destined for greatness."

"I have been trained in the art of war."

"I would never betray Schrute Farms."

"I am the assistant regional manager of this branch."

"I have never been afraid."

"The world is dangerous, and I am ready."

"I am not a romantic."

"I have the body of a German athlete."

"There is nothing more important than blood and honor."

"I am prepared for any scenario."

"I would never compromise my integrity."

"I have never experienced true love."

"The only thing that matters is winning."

"I am incapable of deception."

"I have been planning my future since I was a child."

"I would win in a fight against anyone in this office."

"There is a difference between a philosophy and a lifestyle."