The Office

"I think it's time to move on, and I'm going to be alone. Forever."

"I'm actually a good person."

"I should have been more productive today."

"I feel like a little girl inside. It's like Christmas morning when I was seven and my dad woke me up and said, 'Get up, we're going ice fishing.'"

"Nobody hates me more than I hate myself."

"I'm going to be a stay-at-home dad."

"I'm not a real man because I have a dog."

"I am Beyoncé, always."

"The key to a great romantic relationship is to make sure you never, ever tell the truth."

"I have to have a plan B."

"Sometimes I feel like the grim reaper."

"I'm not insecure at all."

"I'm an awesome boss."

"Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."

"I'm very very rich."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"I have a feeling inside my chest. A feeling of great power."

"Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone for any reason ever, no matter what."

"I have decided that I'm going to be more productive."

"I'm the best boss that ever lived."

"I love you."

"You know what, I'm going to get myself a gun."

"People will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel."

"I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a good guy. I'm just a guy."

"The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now."

"Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going."

"I declare bankruptcy!"

"If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice."

"I'm not gonna cry. I'm not gonna cry. I'm not gonna cry."

"You took me by the hand, made me a man. That one night, you made everything alright."