The Office

"I have never doubted myself."

"I am not a follower."

"I know exactly who I am."

"The rules are very clear."

"I am a trained assassin."

"Everything I do, I do with intention."

"I would rather die than admit defeat."

"The Schrute family crest is a lion. And an eagle. And a smaller lion."

"I don't have a lot of time to waste."

"I respect a person who is direct."

"I have thought a lot about what victory is."

"A man's word is his bond."

"I am not interested in the traditional definition of success."

"Noses are overrated."

"I would take a bullet for Jim. Multiple bullets."

"There is no 'I' in team, but there is an 'M-E'."

"I have excellent spatial reasoning."

"The best managers lead by example."

"I never joke. Everything I say is serious."

"You can't trust anybody."

"I believe in the natural order of things."

"The beet harvest waits for no man."

"I would never betray a friend."

"The secret to happiness is knowing when to stop."

"I have been training my body like a machine for years."

"Nothing is more important than loyalty."

"I could die tomorrow, and I would have no regrets."

"I am the best boyfriend you've ever had."

"That's a psychological trap that you're trying to set for me."

"I am a man of steel and principle."