The Office

"I've learned that the people you work with can become your family. Except for Toby."

"Today is the first day of the rest of your life. So make it count. Or don't. Whatever."

"I'm not addicted to anything. I just really, really like certain things a lot."

"The music of life is played by those brave enough to dance."

"I believe in equality. As long as I'm more equal than everyone else."

"The best moment of my day is when I wake up and remember that I'm me."

"I would describe myself as a lover, not a fighter. But I'm also a fighter."

"Knowledge is power. But power is power too. And I have both."

"Beauty fades, but stupidity is forever. Good thing I'm attractive AND smart."

"I don't need therapy. I have my thoughts and a journal and a voice recorder."

"The future is bright. Unless you look directly at the sun, then it's just painful."

"I'm comfortable in my own skin. Mostly. Sometimes. Every other day."

"Life without laughter is like pizza without cheese. Just bread with stuff on it."

"I believe that every person has a special gift. Mine is making things about me."

"The most important quality in a leader is the ability to inspire. And also, the right watch."

"Patience is a virtue that I have learned to appreciate in others."

"The past is the past. Let's not dwell on it. Unless I did something awesome."

"I don't make mistakes. I just have unexpected learning opportunities."

"True strength is admitting when you're weak. Unless people are watching."

"I'm not afraid of hard work. I'm just afraid of things being too easy because then I can't succeed at them."

"The world is full of possibilities if you're willing to look for them. And also, ignore your problems."

"I appreciate every person in my life. Even the ones I don't like."

"Love is beautiful. Love is terrible. Love makes you do crazy things. Like buy a condo in Florida."

"I'm not a quitter. I just redefine what success means frequently."

"The greatest achievements come from the greatest risks."

"I believe in the power of positive thinking. And also in the power of not thinking."

"Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it. Also, 30% luck."

"I'm not vain, but I do spend a lot of time looking at myself in the mirror."

"The best revenge is success. And then laughing at people who tried to stop you."

"I have dreams. Big dreams. Dreams bigger than any dream anyone has ever had before."